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Up North Trading Co.

Big Ass Lump of Coal (soap)

Regular price $10.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $10.00 USD
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Legend has it St. Nick used to reward misbehaving children with bundles of twigs, bags of salt and strings of garlic. Considering these alternatives, a lump of fossil fuel doesn't sound half bad. Duke Cannon honors this tradition with his Big Ass Lump of Coal - a premium soap formulated with activated charcoal and featuring the masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper. It's the best way to clean up after mischief and shenanigans.
  • 3x bigger and better smelling than traditional lumps of coal
  • According to cindy in accounting, this is a "super cute" gift for guys
  • May encourage mischief or general tomfoolery
  • A portion of proceeds benefits veteran and active duty military
  • Made with activated charcoal for a deeper and more trend-forward, clean

10 oz. bar - that’s 3X the size of a common bar!