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Whiskey River Soap Co.

Dash of Profanity Hidden Fortune Candles | Funny Candle

Regular price $20.00 USD
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Like a fortune cookie, but a candle! Have your fortune told as the candle burns! Your hidden fortune is revealed as the candle burns. Sold as a 4-pack set with 4 different mystery fortunes. The Dash of Profanity Set includes "A lifetime of happiness lies ahead of you. You just have to get your shit together first." and 3 other surprise fortunes! We love Chinese food and all, but honestly the best part is the fortune cookie. And since Veggie Lo Mein is now off-limits–Atkins, man–we had the boys in the lab cook these babies up instead. Through the ancient science of heat and light, your fortune will appear as the candle burns. Confucius said, “Better to light one small candle than curse the darkness.” Smart guy. Hidden Fortune Candles: Duo-wick soy wax candle with heat-sensitive label. Size: 3 ½″ H × 3 ¼″ D. Burn time: 40 hours. Net weight: 9 ounces.